My House Is Never Clean.
On top of my other rant, I just realized... MY HOUSE IS NEVER CLEAN!!!!!!! Don't get me wrong, I CLEAN IT, every freaking day of my life... it just doesn't stay clean. I just swept/mopped/dusted/vacuumed yesterday (like EVERY day)... and the place is a disaster. There's STUFF everywhere. Not my stuff, oh no, everyone else's stuff. I just realized I do this every day, WHY WHY WHY CAN'T IT STAY CLEAN?! There's crumbs and dog hair everywhere (which is weird because our dog REALLY doesn't shed), cereal all over the place, something...