Just to liven things up in a happy way:
My five year old little guy just came up to me, showing off his newly magic-markered fingernails. "Mama! My nails are 'totafly' (not totally, mind you, but 'totaflee') beautiful!"
Are any of your kids doing something delightfully silly?:)
Hey, so this got picked up as a featured list! Pretty funny... I've been thinking of "Grandma Crack" for the last week now and laughing... Our kids are pretty entertaining, aren't they?
My girl always says "I'm her" when she sees a beautiful girl on tv. We were snuggling on the couch watching Beauty and the Beast and Belle came on "I'm her," She says. A few minutes later the beast came on cranky and growling. She whispered......"That's Daddy" ;)
My 5.yo. DS who will be a kindergartner in the fall has always been good at math. Today, for the heck of it, uploaded an app for first grade math for him to try. He really flew through the free portion of it without a hitch. When I said "Wow, did you ever think you could do first grade math?" He excitedly said "Indeed not!" :-)
My 6 year old daughter pronounces almost as oh-smost. My 4 year old son was trying to correct her and she says to him so matter of factly "Well, Jack, I ohsmost say it right so that should be good enough for you!"
I ohsmost died laughing!
My son scared me when I walked in the door yelling boo. For some reason he is crazy proud when he scares me. I thought I had arrived before him. He managed to get me before I realized the alarm was off, sneaky bugger.
Ya know it is all fun and games until mom has a heart attack!
Mom, listen... D can't scream when I put a pillow on her head, and then I sit on it.... do you hear her?
I did once I got the 5 year old off the 3 year olds head. WOW
I'll tell my newly 4 yr old boy something. And he'll ask "Seriously?" And it sounds more like "Seewiuhswy?"
My almost 3-yr old asked me to put on his Superman "cake" (cape) today :)
My 3 y/o says "I can't know" if you ask him something he doesn't know the answer to.
This goes back many, many years . . .
When my son was small, flip-flops (zorries to some of you?) were "fee-fops"
:-)
My parents last name is Pratt. My daughter can not pronounce that correctly. So now my parents are Grandma and PawPaw Crack. Not even kidding.
You know what kinda weird looks I get when my daughter is skipping down a Target isle singing, I loooove grandma crack?
My 3 y/o grandson calls that lunch item with 2 pieces of bread and meat between his "swammich" It's harder to say wrong than right!
My 3 yr old says "nass time", which is a combination of "last time" and "another time".
According to my son my oldest dd's name is Haway (Hailey). He has always called her that and I am not sure if I will ever correct him. :P
Grand daughter spins around and around and stops, swaying and says "look grama,, Im busy!"
