Impossible Things Your Kids Ask You to Do

Updated on September 30, 2012
J.S. asks from Green Cove Springs, FL
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Mommy, turn the rain back on.

Mommy, throw me up so I can touch the cloud.

Mommy, change me into a bear.

Mommy, turn my nightgown into a BEA-U-TI-FUL ball gown. and my favorite after I told her that her daddy was at work,

Mommy, get another daddy.

Ok, technically the last one is possible, but not gonna happen.

What are some of yours?

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M.T.

answers from New York on

"Mom, can you make my three top college choices give me a full scholarship?"

Clearly I'm at a different stage in parenting :) Enjoy the clouds and bears!

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D..

answers from Charlotte on

So cute (well, except the part about getting another daddy - so sorry!!)

I just wonder why my kids thought I was supposed to be their personal trash can for so long. "Here mommy (or mom)" as they handed me something to throw away, when they were standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF the trashcan. What?

Not the same, but still sticks in my mind!

LOL! Dawn

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X.O.

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Q. "Mommy, when are you going to take me in a rocket to the moon?" A. Well, do you have a rocket ship we can use?

Q. "Mommy, can we go to Japan tonight for the Fresh Beat Band concert?" A. No, you're just going for a bath and bed.

Q. "Mommy, can we get a girl baby tomorrow?" A. No, it takes 9 months for a baby to grow in its mommy's tummy, and we don't get to choose if God gives us a girl or a boy.

Q. "Mommy, how about Daddy stays home and you go take care of his patients?" A. Because his patients would die. I don't know how to take care of sick people.

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B.F.

answers from Dallas on

All during elementary school I made up songs to help memorize facts the kids needed to know. Just simple stuff because music is incredibly helpful that way. Fast forward to 6th grade and my oldest says, mom I have 40 prepositions to memorize for tomorrow, make up a song for me!

Um, even I have my limitations son!

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D.K.

answers from Pittsburgh on

Following his first burst balloon - 'mommy fix it'. Followed by the saddest howl ever produced by a human being.

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R.M.

answers from Cumberland on

When my oldest child was little, she asked her Gran to come through the phone, when my mom said that she couldn't do that, the wee one said, "Yes you can! You can do anything!"

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M.M.

answers from Chicago on

There was a noise outside and my son asked ' Who is that?' He ran out to the balcony searching for that person. I came out, didn't see anyone there and said "It's nobody, let's get back in".But he wouldn't come in. He started searching for 'nobody' - "M. , Where is nobody???Show M. that nobody" LOL. I didn't know how to react to that .....

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V.W.

answers from Jacksonville on

Mommy, for your next car, can you get an RV?

Umm.. No.

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K.B.

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Mommy, I want a baby brother or a baby sister! (Not a good idea for many reasons on my end, primarily medical.)

Mommy, I want Trixie (our dog) to have puppies! (She's spayed.)

Mommy, drive to the end of the rainbow so we can get the pot of gold!

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M.G.

answers from Seattle on

Mom I want a sister, give me one. - Not ever going to happen but luckily she's got a brother to cherish.

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