You know you're pregnant when...it literally takes you 35 minutes just to shave your legs.
I never had this problem with my two other pregnancies, but this baby is sitting so high I can't bend over to do anything. I'm going to have to go get a pedicure just to get my toe nails cut and painted! Now that doesn't sound like a bad idea...
What about you all, any other good ones?
Oh, here is another good one I thought of. Pretty embarrassing though. Yesterday my husband had to take our california king pillow top mattress and box springs off of the frame and put it on the floor for me. I couldn't heave myself up in it anymore, not even with a step stool. Our bed is ridiculously high, I don't know why we got a giant pillow top.
Beth, actually I was outside earlier putting the pumkins out with our other two kids and the neighbors had their windows open and were cooking dinner I guess. I wanted to vomit, it smelled so bad.
HAHAHAHAAA!! I had a really tall bed while preggers and I had to have a stepping stool to get up on it.
*** The nose. I can still smell the bad food that my dad brought home and he claimed was good, but I could smell that it wasn't. He still to this day does not believe me. The smell I can not get out of the outside fridge.
You're absolutely starving, but you can't eat anything because everything you smell makes you nauseous.
Oooh fun!
You can smell a poop diaper from the other end of the house.
You fart louder than your husband (embarassing LMAO).
You forget what your girl parts look like (and your toes, knees, thighs lol).
Pooping makes you HAPPY!
You literally can't fit in your laundry room so husband HAS to do all the laundry :).
Your two year old actually likes going to the doctor (OB because there are toys there)..
you know you're pregnant when you laugh so hard during america's funniest videos that you literally sit there sobbing for twenty minutes and don't know why....
When you havent been able to see your vagina in 5 months. And you buy limeade because it tastes like margaritas.
You get up to pee 8 times a night! :(
When you're out of breath rolling over in bed.
When one minute you want sex really bad...but then start crying and make your husband drive far away to get something really random for you to eat.
like German barrel pickles
You can smell what your neighbors are cooking and it makes you nauseous.
AND
you can't remember the last time you saw your feet.
eta:
We lived next door to a Korean couple when I was pregnant with my first and I could smell them making kimchi , it was awful.
and I STILL have a sensitive nose!
You cringe when someone hugs you too tight (b/c your girls are very tender!).
When Dr. Pepper makes you sicker than a dog, and the sight of red meat makes you so nauseous that you can't cook it.
When you sneeze and pee your pants a little! Ha ha this happens to me all the time!
it's the middle of winter and you're comfortable in short sleeves. It was the only time in our marriage when I was comfortable and my husband was cold, instead of the other way around.
I could smell everything in the fridge without even opening the door.
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always spilling food, belly is so big you cannot reach the faucet to wash dishes, wearing tank tops and shorts in winter, wearing husbands clothes, out of breath when getting in and out of bed
I know im pregnant when I have super hero sonar nose. I swear u can smell things from 100 miles away. Its so frustrating! Before any other symptoms kick in its the dang nose!! And why does it always have to stink!!!
I know I'm pregnant when...
~ I can barely reach around to wipe my, ahem, bottom anymore...
~ I have to groom the lady parts by feel, as they are no longer in my line of vision...
~ I have to change my undies every time I sneeze, cough, laugh, blink to hard, whatever...
~ It takes me 5 minutes to figure out how I'm going to get the socks I'm holding in my hands onto my feet...
~ Rolling over in bed gets me winded...
~ You walk in my house and see any of 100+ crafty baby projects in mid-completion...
~ The sensation of having my nipples touched = a searing, hot poker...
~ I want beer and wine ALL the time, and I don't like either!
I could go on, and on, and on...
Great, fun question! And I snort laughed at Molly's responses... :)
