P.M.
Here's a working definition of IRONY: Women who hover and and leave their pee behind on toilet seats, because they're afraid of pee on toilet seats.
Hey, ladies, PLEASE lift the seat if you're not going to sit on it. Or at least WIPE THE SEAT afterward. I am physically unable to hover, and can't tell you how many times I've sat, or my grandson has sat, in pee in poorly-lit stalls. You can carry wipes with you if the possibility of germs freaks you out.