Strange Pregnancy dreams-JFF

I have horrible pregnancies and pretty good deliveries, all natural in a short amount of time. I dilated from 5 to 10 and pushing in 5 minutes, 4 pushes later, my second was born. When I was pregnant with my 3rd, people kept saying how quick it will go and by this time they should practically fall out. My dream was I went to the hospital a with a minor "pain", lifted my leg up on a bed (like a dog peeing) and the nurse caught her a she"fell" out. I then just took her home cuz I had to make dinner. She was quick, but she didn't fall out ha ha

With my first one, I dreamed that I pushed her out, got her dressed and then decided that she wasn't done baking so I pushed her back in. It was really freaky at the time, lol.

With my first two babies I had a few dreams that my husband cheated on me. :P Poor guy. I'd wake up mad as you know what! ;) lol I have not had any like that this time...I've had a few dreams that one of my older children went missing...those were awful! :( I always wake up and rush to their rooms to check on them. ;) I had some really strange, random dreams last night. Gordan Ramsey was in one. I mentioned that to my husband and he teased me, "So you have the hots for Chef Ramsey now??" and I said, "No...don't you know every mama wants a chef/maid/personal assistant??" hehe.

I had a cheating dream too. I dreamed that my DH and a friend of mine had a one night stand and I woke up furious until I remembered that it hadn't actually happened because my memories and the dream didn't mesh. And I had a dream of kicking some serious zombie butt.

When I was pregnant with my first, I had a dream that I left my brand new baby in a room in the mall, while I shopped all day and she was starving.
Until this day, I do not think any of my kids have missed a meal EVER. lol

Also with my 1st, before I found out she was a girl, I had already picked out a little sail boat bedding for a boy, in my dream I walked into my baby boys nursery all decked out in sail boats, I walked up to the bed and looked in it, and laying in there was a beautiful baby GIRL. Pretty much knew from that moment I was having a little girl.

I am not currently pregnant, but my hormone induced dream the other night involved one of my husbands friends stealing a bush from my yard, and we got in the hugest fight about the missing bush.
I told him he was never allowed at our house again because he stole my bush! lol
SO weird!