Silly Men, They Say We're Crazy!

YAY! Fun question. My guy is SUCH a girl when it comes to getting ready... he will change his outfit 4 or 5 times, ask me 'Does this shirt make me look fat?' or 'Is my butt getting big?' Meanwhile I'm sitting there, kids all packed up, ready to go... finally I always have to say 'OKAY GIRLFRIEND! Let's get this show on the road!' If I didn't, we'd be there forever, until he changes his outfit and shoes 100 more times... And please ladies, don't ever say anything about the grays he's been getting in his beard, this will result in him locking himself in the bathroom until every last gray is searched and destroyed ;) GIRL!

Men gossip. They think women do, but TRUST me... as a certified tom boy (and ex-military chick) men are the world's BIGGEST gossipers as a group.

Of course, they don't call it that. They give it a more serious name like "discussing or conversing" or "politics" or "current events" OR add in the word sh**. As in "Shooting the sh**", "Bullsh**ing", etc.

Stick a group of women together and 2 topics will invariably come up: sex or kids. Stick men together and sheesh. The gossip machine overheats.

My husband tends to be a little too interested in stuff like having a say in the purchase of a new area rug, paint color, etc....I'm like "Geeeeeez...stop being a CHICK!"

Oh! I can have me and 3 kids ready to go AND diaper bag packed before hes ready....drives me NUTS!!! LOL.

My husband has to "match" all the time. EVEN HIS UNDERWEAR!!!! If he has on a navy blue golf shirt, he then has to have navy blue undershorts.....HUH!?! He will say, "they have to go together".....now I ask you this...."where in all that is holy, are you going, that you are taking your pants off and need to 'match' !?!" ......this is about the point he tells me (smarty-pants toned, mind you) "SHUT UP!!!"
He is a loyal hat wearer too. THAT defininitely HAS to match....oh Lordy, could you imagine if he got "caught" in the grocery store with a blue Pariots shirt and a red Boston Red Sox hat!?!?! Oh, the HORRORS!!!!!

My husband is a drama queen! He always complains about his 3 sisters and mom and how they blow things out of proportion, react wildly to situations and aren't happy unless they are involved in some soap opera-like drama. He says there is way too much estrogen in the house when they all get togeeher. Well, it took quite a few years for me to see it, but he is EXACTLY as he describes them to be.