Boy I sure had something. Apparently I rolled out of my bed in the middle of the night and ended up on the floor after hitting my temple, eye, and arm on the nightstand. So I spent the day at work explaining why I have a black eye. And boy does it STILL hurt, even 17 hours later! So what's your crazy story?
Yes.
I got possessed by the cleaning fairy. My entire kitchen is sparkling clean. I'm indeed happy with the results, but I really don't want her taking over me again. I love the little messiness in life. :)
My dad texted me as follows "I am currently in an ambulance on the way to the ER with a strangulated hernia, what hospital should I have them take me to?"
O good lord, that was more of an adrenaline rush than my morning coffee for sure.
Yesterday we had a 20 acre fire right across the street from where I live, it was fancy viewing of the copters and planes putting it out.
Oh gosh, what a doozy you had!
Me, well I cut my finger with kitchen scissors, while opening up something for my kids to eat.
Again.
I always seem to cut my finger, while cooking.
But at least I managed to hold myself back from swearing like a sailor, when I cut myself. It was in front of my kids and their friends, they had a play date today. But I did sorta yell when it happened. It hurt! And I was bleeding for awhile.
When it happened, my daughter says "My Mommy cut her finger, AGAIN."
My kids started VBS from 9-12 then all 3 went to a friends house from 12:30-4:30. Yes this was a good crazy, as I never have any time to myself. They needed the break as much as I did.
Hope you feel better soon.
Didn't happen today, but speaking of black eyes, when my dd was 2, I had her in my lap to put on her shoes (she wasn't facing me). I had my head down to I could see the ties, she whipped her head around and caught my upper cheekbone. Ouch...had a black eye for 2 weeks. My poor dh, everyone looked at him like he was a wife beater. Another time, similar situation, she almost broke my nose.
My schnoodle puppy decided to get her "freak on" on my arm . . . wrong on many levels, not the least of which is that she is a GIRL! Why would a girl dog do that (humping)?
And she's only 9 months old . . . my goodness. It's not the first time either!
Ay ay ay . . .
:P
I had some punk kid threaten my life and that he was going to whoop my butt in front of my kids and husband. My husband and I were returning a rental vehicle so we needed to get out of our ____@____.com complex. There was a vehicle with two very young men and young toddler running around the backseat parked behind the two spots. I was asked if we needed to get out, said yes, but my voice is going out so I nodded my head yes of course as well and repeated myself several times, finally yelling "you need to move!" My husband heard one of the guys mumble about what he was going to do to me and then they sped off so who knows why they were parked there to begin with. I'd classify this as funny not too crazy but I also didn't hear what was said either.
Not today, but we had a doozy last Thursday. We were helping a friend move; almost got t-boned during the caravan on the way to Friend's new house. (the woman who nearly hit us later sped up, rolled down the window and yelled "Thank you" happily-- she realized her mistake. Phew!) Then, both my husband and I were tired and pulling a drop-leaf table (laying flat) out of a truck-- forgot about the lower leaf and it dropped open, pinching Joe's fingers. He's yelling "Ow! Ow! Help!" and another friend comes along to help--running--trips over his own feet and ends up with a swollen elbow, scraped up knee, soft tissue damage to his hand and cracked ribs. We actually had to call an ambulance.
Worst. Move. Ever. Including the one that left me on crutches for a week. ugh. Moving is dangerous!
We had unusual weather for the area today. It was in the low 60's to the low 70's with gusty wind. When I first woke up I though there was some piece of construction equipment running in the neighborhood! Later at PE class my swim gear blew into the pool while the instructor went over the work out!
No, thank the Lord! Nothing has happened to us for the last 27 hours. Last week--found out nephew has stage 4 cancer. Vacation cut short due to severely ill dog. Ten hour non-stop drive home arriving home at 1:30 am. Huge vet bill. Have to put dog to sleep. Storm blows fence down onto my car damaging it. Husband's car dies to the tune of $900.
Well I've been having "dental drama" lately and before I switch to a new provider I went in for my "free cleaning" and to get a cavity filled. They first told me that I would have to pay $40 to be 'irrigated' after they cleaned my teeth. I said thats ok, I can rinse my mouth in the bathroom, LOL. Then they tried to tell me that my ins did not cover composite fillings, however I know they do b/c I just so happened to look up my benefits this week. The girl sits there and argues with me and I tell her fine call the ins company and put them on speaker. So she does and yes, I do have coverage. For a minute I thought, oh maybe that girl (thats worked at this office for years) just forgot what services are covered, but then I realized, oh, no...this scam is so blatant I wonder how much they have scammed out of the ins co.
I'll tell you right now, they be messin' with the wrong white girl....
I was driving home from work yesterday and stopped at a red light, and a car pulled up next to me in the adjacent lane. Then the male passenger in the car next to me started singing to me! No joke. It was so weird -- I was like, is he high? drunk? is he hitting on me? does he think he knows me? or is he just into his song and is just having fun?
Whatever the reason, I made sure my doors were locked.
I already posted about my son's sandals getting eaten by a mouse or something(well it really happened last night but we are still cleaning up from it today.)
Today was pretty normal. My son has started a batch of sea monkeys, melted styrofoam with spray paint, and made an air dancer out of plastic bags.
