MOST PET OWNERS AND EVEN SOME NON PET OWERS.....HAVE A FUNNY PET STORY.......WHATS YRS????
HERE'S ONE THAT I THOUGHT WAS SO CUTE.....I PUT IT ON MY PROFILE; LOL
Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king-sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep.
It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, to try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years – canine or feline attendance is not mandatory.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!
I SAW THIS POST AND WANTED TO SHARE IT.....CUTE RIGHT!!! pz
ROFL..I can add to that. "Woofing" intermittently every few seconds will only make patience dissipate more quickly not get you in the house any faster. Barking at every little thing that moves as though it is your mortal enemy if it is not inside your fence will not make you any friends even if you look forlorn when they refuse to come visit. We fence you in for reason.
Great post! I have three of these folks and while most of the time they are well trained you'd swear they forget everything we've taught them about once every three days.
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J.H.
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haha very cute! In our kitties case this is a favy: Just because a light comes on when i open the refrigerator door is not an open invitation for the kitties to jump inside and wait for me to close it! Also a new favy of theirs: When the baby carries you by the fur and plops you down on her blanky it is best to stay put or she will find you!
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V.W.
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very cute. And quite insightful! lol
Let me add:
Every time plastic is rattled does not portend a trip to the outside garbage. I know you love the excitement of extensive travels to the trashcan right outside the garage, but really, sometimes it's just going into the fridge and I'll forgive you if you sleep through it.
