Funny!

When my now 11 yr old was about 4 1/2 we went to a parade near our home town. We were sitting up on a wall outside the cemetary to get a good view. Well she started asking about the cemetary and what it was and I was trying to explain when she just looked horrified and she said "They just shove you under the ground?!" The man sitting a little over from us laughed so hard he fell off the wall...which made his son crack up as well!

~K.~

My favorite funny story occured a few years ago. I became pregnaunt and went to my 4 year old to tell him the good news. I did my best to explain what being pregnaunt meant because he was clueless. I explained that his baby bother or sister was in my stomach, would grow there and then join the family. My wonderful son looked at me in horror and said "You ate him!".

My daughter is almost 3 years old and to my amazement at the dinner table she actually was listening to me talk. When I make spaghetti I usually mix in some Kiełbasa, I think it gives an added flavor. I told her it was sausage and she was just picking at it. Well my husband and I were almost done eating and I told her to eat her dinner and then told her "just eat the hotdogs" since they look like them cut up. She then says to me "mom, it's a sausage". I was so busted! My husband and I laughed.

Here's a funny one for you. My 5 year old likes to eat snails. He speaks a few German words so he calls then schnecken. We went to Belgium and then he had escargot. A month or two after we were in Belgium, we were planning to go back and I said are you going to have some more schnecken at that place we ate at the last time? He said very snotty..." In Belgium is it escargot not schnecken M.!"
J.