H.M.
I have two ideas, one I have done and the other I am going to do today. One is get Boudreaux's Butt Past. It's a funny name and people get a kick out of it. Not to mention the stuff works REALLY good for lots of things. The one I thought of for this year is a Yellow Pages. And that shouldn't really cost any money if you have one laying around that you don't use.