Don't You Wish You Could Diet on Credit?

Updated on February 15, 2011
T.N. asks from Saratoga Springs, NY
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I mean, when you buy a house, you have your down payment, and borrow the rest, right?

So don't you think you should be able to diet for a few weeks to show your intent (like a downpayment), then wake up the next day and all the weight is gone?

Since you DID sign the agreement that you WOULD surely pay back the extra pounds....

Sorry so silly, but after managing not to stuff myself for a few weeks (which is not easy for a foodie to do, who cooks for the sake of cooking, and is fascinated by ALL the many different aspects of food/culture/technique/quality, etc....I DO feel a little lighter, my jeans ARE a little more comfy, but just a LITTLE, and I want it all RIGHT NOW! TEHEHEHE

Anyway, how cool would it be to take the money (pounds) you've saved up, apply for a mortgage (diet), and be in your new house (body) in 6 weeks?!

No real question here, just lighteneng it up a little.

Have a great weekend!

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K.U.

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LOL! I wish they could just suck the fat out of my thighs, butt and mid-section and transplant it into my boobs! ;)

EDITED TO ADD: Really, Kristin C.? That would be fabulous! And I get a trip to France to boot! Yay!!! :)

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This is genious and very funny. I'm at work today and you just brightened it!!

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D.B.

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K.C.

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DVMMOM, I've heard that the exact procedure you're wishing for is actually being done in France, and is going to be approved in the US soon (if it isn't already)! Can you imagine? I'd topple over if all the flab from my butt, belly and thighs moved to my boobs! Just giggling at the thought... I'm totally on board with this whole lose poundage now, pay it off later. Love it!

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A.D.

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Brilliant! You could get the new body before vacation and pay it back after! I LOVE IT!

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E.M.

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LOL! you are so funny girl!

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M.V.

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Ahhh...a new body in 6 weeks would be awesome! I like the way you think :)

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L.P.

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What a FABULOUS idea!

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J.L.

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Well it took us a year to get our house..so if I applied that same experience to weight loss it would be more like reality. Which sucks, cause I like you want it in 6 weeks! =)

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C.F.

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oh IF ONLY.......... :-)

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