Crude Husband--or Am I Just Overreacting?

Oh he was just kidding! He said it only to you in private. If he had said it in front of the kids or company...then I think you would have something to complain about.

Let's face it...men are 12 year old boys when it comes to sex...even when they are married and 80 yrs old! ;)

In jest....I would have said, "no we don't"....husband would say why? You could say...."because Sadie gets TWO"!

His mind is on his weiner, CL. That's why he said it. When you go to bed and you're still pissed about it, he'll learn that comparing his to a hot dog doesn't work the way he had hoped, and that will let him know that his joke fell flaccid. (Oops, flat!)

Sorry, couldn't help that!

Dawn

I would have said, "But Sadie got a much bigger one."

I would have said, "I hope you kept the receipt, I might want to return it."

Where's your sense of humor. I chuckled. If this upsets you, I do suggest that you're over reacting. He said it in the privacy of your own home. What's the problem?

Well, call me a 12 year old boy, but I thought it was funny! We are a family of sarcastic jokesters, though, so something like this wouldn't get me steamed.

Just be happy that you have a playful, funny man. You could always have the opposite.

It was a stupid joke, but nothing to get upset over.

Just tell him it had better be a jumbo frank and not a Little Smokie.

I think it is funny. As long as that wasn't the only gift of course.

I would have pouted and said, "I have to wait for my birthday?" :D

I think it's funny.

I think it was hilarious. Had my husband said that to me, I would have laughed and said "good one"!

oh my gosh that is so funny! My husband tells jokes similar to that multiple times a day. He has a doctorate degree and a couple other degrees and he tells these jokes. You should hear when he gets together with his friends, they still laugh about farts! I think most men are like this. If this is the first joke he has told like this, I think you are doing pretty well!

yep, you're overreacting :) lighten up, he was just being silly!

ha! that is funny, worth an eye roll, but funny.

Yep... you are over-reacting, that was funny!

That is hilarious! I would rather my husband make me laugh than mad :)

Bahaha! That's funny. C'mon, lighten up ;) You haven't realized that men never really grow up?

Overreacting!! Too funny!!!

How great that he has a sense of humor!!! Just go with it!!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Sounds exactly like something my husband would say - and I would have found it funny (and with an eye roll) because that's just how he is and that's the kind of sense of humor we both have.

honey, men are just little boys in big boy clothes
K. h.

lol........sounds like a typical male.

I love it...thanks for the laugh! I was on the phone with my Sis....& she was laughing as hard as I was!

I have a very smartmouth. I would not have taken it ....excuse me.....lying down! I would have said, "are you saying I'm a B*tch?". How would he have wiggled out of that one? LOL!

Yes, he was immature...but also very funny. & sometimes immaturity can occur before you even think.

My Sis was harrassing my husband ...typical exchange between them. (We've been married 30+ years, so my Sis is considered his 2nd wife.) She was telling him an off-color joke & grabbed his "baboon boobs" as she calls them. He jumped backwards in shock, looked around, & then lightly grabbed mine - just like the gma in the movie "16 Candles".

Anyway, as we all 3 backed up....laughing hysterically...we realized our adult niece was right there! Her mouth was dropped open, & then she said, "nice. Nice way to burn that image into my retinas. When are you 3 going to grow up?" LOL.

Normally, he would have been verbally decked over an action such as this - by all parties involved. In fact, it's probably the 1st time he's ever done this in front of others! But it was done innocently, it was funnier than Heck, & no harm - no foul. :)

& I can't believe I just shared that ridiculous story!

Hahahahahah. I would laugh my butt off , the best jokes are either inappropriate or corny.... This ones across the board.

I'd say, "Well, maybe, but my weiner better be wrapped in diamonds!" LOL! Happy birthday!

Sorry, but I'm a brat.
I would have said, "That's what YOU think. Sadie is the only one who wants that on her birthday".

I'm sure he was just joking, although I do know what you mean. Not the most romantic thing to say to you.
I have a sarcastic sense of humor though and I would have zinged him with something.

Just my opinion.

Honey...we all married men who can act like teenagers! They really don't change that much...lose hair, maybe it greys, maybe the get thicker around the stomach...but ultimately...they are all horny toads!

Grant it...it's not what you want to hear on your birthday...and on any other day you might have thought it was funny. But he didn't say on any other day! Don't let it drive you crazy...he was just hoping that he might get you naked. Hey at least he still interested in getting your naked...there is a good thing there!

I think it's funny, personally.

Oh, my husband must have a long lost brother! He's awesome, but at least once a week I look at him in a rather bemused way and ask him "Are you twelve?!" Now I'm cracking up and cringing at the same time.:)

You are def over reacting i think this is really funny.

I would have laughed, but my hubby and I joke like that all the time ;)

Maybe you and the dog don't have that much in common, maybe one of you doesn't like weiners...
Happy Birthday!

I would only be irritated if he said that in front of the kids...Otherwise, just roll your eyes

That was funny! enjoy your Bday.......

OMG I am in tears, that is so friggin funny!

All men revert back to being a tween or teen at several points. My husband likes to comment on my rack occasionally or how good I look bent over(scrubbing the toilet of all things). Just roll your eyes and try to come up with a better one liner!

You need to lighten up because that was kinda cute and funny!

LOL Dawn!

Sounds typical. Seems like if you have a wiener, you can't help but talk about it!

Without knowing very much about you or your sex life, I can only relate what I know about my wife: that she too would not find that joke very funny. As the Soup Nazi would now say, "No weiner for you!".

I see you got lots of answers, but I had to chime in...I laughed when I read this! Your hubs and mine are a lot alike! Mine is also a big kid and after 23 yrs together and 2 kids, I wouldn't have it any other way! LOL! Did you laugh, or at least smile? Cause it was pretty funny! :)

Enjoy his humor, twisted as it may be!

Just a bad joke. He didn't mean anything offensive.

If it were me i think the comparison to the dog is what would have bothered me...men! :)

Guys are guys and say some things that us girls just don't "get"! Frustrating but worthy of a fight? Probably not.

Shock him and let him know what kind of weiner you like or don't like, lol ;<)))))) That'll throw him........

Ok, if it were my birthday I'd be frustrated, would have rolled over and gone to sleep...

Since it's not, I laughed.

I agree with some of the other moms, some men revert to their teenage selves when it comes to sex. Just laugh it off. He wasn't being mean, he was trying to be funny.

First off, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Glad to hear mine isnt the only husband to say dumb things, I either give him a smart comeback, roll my eyes or ignore, men are men! OR if I am brave I lift my shirt, give him a peak and say YOU WISH! haha.. :)

I was cooking pork one time and the cut of meat was really thick, I was aggrivated because it was taking forever to cook. So I said I don't even like any meat this thick. My husband just eyed me. I was like REALLY?!?! It was funny though and I laughed. It's the only time I think he's made a "comment" like that really. At least one that I remember.

If he's like a 12 year old all the time I'd have an issue. Every now and then I like seeing the kid in him though!

Lol Bug, that is the perfect follow up response!

I am surprised that you're not talking about my husband, lol. Typical male humor!

sounds like my husband. If this were an isolated thing I'd probably laugh it off however as my husband acts like this all of the time it's not funny to me anymore and it's just annoying. Like you, I'm not a prude, I'd just like to know that my husband has the mental capacity of the 35 year old he is.

I would have asked about the return policy for my weiner! Sorry, it was funny.

yeah - how rude! Who wants to have sex on their birthday? It's all planned and not even a surprise!

Man, talk about your spoiler alerts! He could have at least waited to say something...

Ha! I'm married to a 12 year old too! I wish I could remember a few of his of best "zingers" right now, but seriously they are all eye-roll worthy.
I also get the annoyance of Runnermom where I'm doing chores and proccupied and he likes to pretend to come up and dry-hump me from behind or grab my boobs. Ay ay ay.

Happy Birthday!!!! They keep us young.

PLEASE tell me you replied with, "Too bad the dog gets the footlong while I have to settle for cocktail size."

HAHAHAHA!!! :)

I'd say "typical man humor" to this, but some guys are so uptight they don't have a sense of humor...